The Cable Pixy

I'm almost there, almost ready to try my first cable. My first project will be a simple cable up the length of a scarf. What could be easier?

Then I saw her.
The Cable Pixy.

Laughing. Joyous even. Taunting me with her needles and smug expression. Cables-HA! You think you can learn cables? Look at me, slim and fit with needles in my hands as I run the Boston Marathon! You cannot catch me, you non-cable-person you!