Monday, March 10, 2008

There will be swearing

My PDA was "removed" from my office today. And by removed, I mean pilfered. I'd like to think I just left it in a conference room but no, I left it connected to my PC. It was not connected when I returned from my meeting. The USB cord remained, untethered to its home like a woebegone umbilical.

Secure Federal Building. Ha!

I really liked that PDA. It was a Christmas present from Mr. Brewguy. A real step up from my old Palm 510. This one connected to the internet and everything. Now I have to change all my passwords and try to resurrect my calendar.

Dear Cursed, shit-eating, thieving rat bastard,
DIE! DIE DIE DIEDIEDIE!
Love and hate, Brewgal.

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